$BIGTOBACCO saved my aunts life! She says that BT is what saved her marriage. She has been married 30 years to an beta man that works all day and comes home with nothing but loads of money. She complains that he likes work more than her, but yesterday a giant cigarette fell on him and he died from it. I think this was life's way of saving my poor Aunt. She's rich and single THANKS YOU BIG TOBACCO.

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